Mostly because I'm out of shape, overweight and completely lack stamina. I eat too much, drink too much and find new and creative ways to talk myself out of physical
It's all right now, though. Because after months of
And you know it's time to get your ass back into shape, when your muffin top accidentally bumps the emergency stop button while "jogging" on the treadmill. Oh yeah. No joke. Go ahead, laugh amongst yourselves.
And when the more "seasoned" women in your aerobics class are able to keep up, while you're silently praying for sudden death.
And when you lose all feeling in your extremities for hours after taking Body Combat.
(Just keepin' it real, people)
But the cherry on top of the ice cream is this.........I get to
(See where my head is at??)