Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Listen....do you hear that??

The definition of "silence": a) absence of any sound or noise; stillness. b) the state or fact of being silent; muteness.

Does anyone know Mr. Webster personally?? If so, I would like to make an addendum to this definition. I feel this would be an IMPORTANT public service announcement to any and all women out there, considering motherhood. I will do this free of charge, and with no requirement for recognition...

Addendum. "silence": a) stillness, or muteness, that you will feel the absence of, the moment you decide to push a human being out of your vagina. b) something you will desperately crave just five minutes of for the first eighteen (or more) years of your child's existence. c) stillness, or muteness that will induce fear and moments of paranoia and anxiety, when your children are in another room.

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